BE A MAN...

 ...ride choppers with laser beam headlights.

GET IT. GOT IT. GOOD.

i get instant diarrhea everytime i hear about someone "getting it" or "riding the wild thunder" or "man wolfing" or "being free" or "showing class". i'd rather some redneck tell me "nice bobber bro" at every red light i stop at for the rest of my life. we understand. you're rad. you skate, or you used to skate, or you are a tattoo artist, or you are a tattoo collector, or you want to learn how to rollerblade, or you want to learn how to buy parts on ebay but the class at the junior college got cancelled. it's totally okay man. if i see you on the street, i will gladly step aside and not interfere with the epic nature of your being. i want to burn my denim and launch my bike off a cliff. sorry for the rant. i'm not usually like this, but whatevs.

THE REAL DEAL

CLASSIC 1960s FORMULA...

...and still terrible after all these years.

BOOM

you won't find these on the shelf.

GNAR DOG

RIP Chopper.  You will be missed.  

SPACED OUT

we did it. made it back in one piece. our good buddy joe bomber was getting hitched so we let out for michigan. we wouldnt miss it for the world mang!!! its quite a trek from the boot, to say the least. riding four deep in the jetta can cause people to do strange things. who doesnt love a good game of hide the high-lighter? the nuptials were a smash hit, then it was off to detroit to see kyleigh's grandfather. then to see her parents a couple hours away. sleep. then we jammed to chicago to see some friends of the mez and rachel's. pizza, downtown, kuma's corner (which was brutal), sleep. on the road again to the homestead. no worries.

Thanks for the spectacles Amelia.  

SCORES FROM THE ROAD

thanks for the tank chico!!!

vintage buckles from a cool little leather shop in mackinaw city. it was literally the only shop worth going into.

LONG HAULIN'

rachel and kyleigh, our co-pilots

lake huron is still cold in the summer. good thing we be polar bears. me and mez have made it somewhat of a tradition to get into bodies of cold water whilst traveling this great land.

kyleigh's stems

riding the "L"

this freakin guy

LONG HAULIN'

hay zeus

no one rides for free

deep dishin' in the winday citay

LONG HAULIN'

ive been gone. now im back. pictures will soon follow.

FOR SALE

my uncle is selling his 1966 xlch. it is simply pure, unadulterated, sportster perfection. its ridiculous how nice this bike is. everything, I MEAN EVERYTHING, has been gone through on this motorbike. literally every single nut, bolt, seal, gasket, bearing, fitting, cable, and wire is pristine. this bike gets babied so much. it's stored inside. not in a garage. inside his house. you'd be hard pressed to find a more glorious specimen. 10 large makes it yours. and thats below the book price i believe. contact my uncle, James, at 318-294-9214. he would be more than happy to tell you all the details. i have some more pics if need be. he doesn't know what a blog is so tell him you heard about the bike from luke.

FIVE POINT SUPPORTS

"BEDSIDE TABLE, ON THE KANGAROO"

Kangaroo dresser caddy circa 1956.  Three dollar score at an estate sale!!!  Eat your heart out Butch.  All I need is a pack of Red Apples.  Zed's dead baby.  

DOIN' IT...

...however sketchy it may be.